Le Premier Tangent De Algae

Hey All!

So, blog number one -yes, I AM this cool. Like, pretty much self actualized, I'd imagine. And while some may write about their children or jobs or ..cough.. HOBBIES.. I will write a list of my proudest moments thus far. The, how would you say, qualifications of my self-actualization.
Here goes.

I have reached my potential;
I've developed mad skill
(I can pee in a bottle
and spew poetry, at will)
I have studied, intently,
arachnology and dung
cowpies, and guano;
..bits I've done flung!
-I have done the impossible;
I've eaten live worms
and I've done the insensible,
never thinking of germs
I have fought for our freedoms
-like inhabiting the caf floor
And I've served the community
the dying, the poor
I have grown and have strived,
never accepting the par
and I have invented new triumphs
and am raising my bar.

Yes; people of adolescence!
I set before you, this day
a new set of standards
a non-conventional way
Do not fear, if you're lacking
some capacaty or limbs
for though adults may consider institutionalizing you or at the very least getting you a thorough psychiatric examination
-we will celebrate your whims!

My name is Algae
and I AM
Self Actualized!