WELL.... I took a coach to newmarket. AND dug up 30 worms and brought them home in a pillbottle. After drinking pomegranite martinis. and taking pictures with a urinal in a tool shed behind an abandoned house, where I stole green plasticky lawn-chair fabric. (whole bunch of it, too! You can have some if you ever find yourself short, when making a green lawn chair.) And exploring the house with 2 headlamps and a candle. and eating thai food.
..Saw an otter!
and snuck through the hospital. TWICE.
and then rode a coachbus on home. lovely ride.
True story.
Also, I stayed up till at LEAST 2:39 (which it is, currently), only peed ..4 times, which considering the ammount of fluid (Also had a litre of sparkling cranberry juice, a large coffee, tons of water, and the martinis of course)in me, is impressive. Sprayed myself with vinegar. tied a rope around my waiste because my jeans were falling down last night and I cant find my belt. read the newspaper. (Snakes are to blame for the size of our heads, painful labour, and our good eyesight. And some prostitutes moved over, from in front of the Harvey's in Toronto, because of road construction. Its very bad for business.) Hid a cooler in my knitting drawer. (pomegranite, you guessed it.) ooh, smashed the necks of 3 bottles of Pomtinis because we couldnt get the caps off. They made huge fountains, very nice. And, dug 4 holes in the hospital's yard. Looking for a dead fish named Gus. Never found him. It was very troubling.
AND, I lost the game.
The end.
Monday, October 26, 2009
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